November 11, 2008

Three & Out

From the Please Shut Up Section...Again!

Is anyone else sick of Dallas' Terrell Owens? I'd like to say that his complaints about not getting the ball enough is news, but for T.O. its just par for the course. I know he's a 'Go to Guy' and he's definitely entertaining, but how can anyone stand his incessant whining? He’s been an absolute ‘ghost’ on the field since Tony Romo went down with an injury to his pinkie so what does T.O. do to get back into the news? He causes controversy. And the media who, in the past have enjoyed plastering his mug everywhere are finally getting sick of him. Could finally be closer to the days when T.O. joins Deion Sanders at a tent revival and no where near a football field? I doubt it. He’s too addicted to himself to go away quietly.


From the Gold-Digger Diaries:

Kansas City running back Larry Johnson may be running from someone other than a linebacker soon after a woman filed a lawsuit today against Johnson for spitting a drink in her face at a Kansas City bar. That’s not the funniest thing about the story. The funny thing is (at least to me) that the woman and her lawyer are claiming that “this is not about money.” Johnson has been in trouble with women (who in the NFL hasn’t except my man Reno Mahe?) before and I would put money on the fact that he actually did spit in the woman’s face, but REALLY? Here’s a better way to settle the matter: File a restraining order on him, wait until he shows up at the club again and spit yellow dye on his tailored suit and Italian shoes. Athletes hate it when their crap gets jacked!


From the Stay at Home Daily:

The dude accused of shooting Jacksonville Jaguars offensive lineman Richard Collier 14 times said (big surprise) that he’s not guilty. Here’s the thing, if you’re making BANK, don’t drive to the hoes, tell the hoes to come to you! Please read the news. Dudes playing in ANY professional sport are a target. So the safest and most prudent place for you to be partying, is in the safety of your home or your mama’s!


From the Academically Challenged

Its really simple: Keep your grades up, do what the coaches ask you to do and in four, maybe five years, you’ll have a degree, maybe more. The opposite just doesn’t get you close to the red zone in the real world. Just ask the latest victim of prep paralysis, Nebraska’s Cody Glenn. No one will spill the beans on Glenn’s suspension but these days, it doesn’t take much to get a swift boot in the backside on any college team.



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